That's my go-to drunken monologue.

Knight Rider. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight: a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

I dunno. The Knightrider intro still gives me chills.

You're thinking of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids"

He's not the kind to kiss and tell.

"Better, stronger, faster" never gets old. I used to love that intro, particularly the schematics graphics.

No, it's remake of The Man Who Could Work Miracles.

No, that would make beautiful music.

Doesn't Colonel Sanders turn up in one episode?

That must have been exciting and new.

You know, there's nothing I like better than fixing myself a big 'ol sundry sandwich.

suggested titles for the series: Caines and Able, The Caines Mutiny, Wrath of Caines.

Although her breasts were all out of whack.

Let's not go crazy.

My unalterable stance is that the plural of lego is lego.

It wants to be uuuuussss!

Me too. It's worth a packet thanks to Amis' shame. It would make a fine article for the AV Club, come to think of it.

Automan

It's like the techno-geek never even saw The Forbin Project.

Between the dc-10s, the ufology, the self-help superman stuff and so on, Scientology is very 50s.