That must have been renamed 'Quark' in my area.

I thought it was "Just brush your teeth before you kiss me". Which is solid advice.

In The Culture, Robot Builds Devil.

Just sign me up for The Culture, thanks very much.

You younglings get off my moisture farm.

The scale still starts at "AWESOME!" though.

Those are the dullest kind of dinosaurs.

With a significant emphasis on magical swords, too.

Huh. No mention of Aventure Time? Surely the most popular SF-Fantasy of the moment.

"there's no way Kirk Cameron is self-aware" - snipped for brevity.

Or the poor guy's head exploded in a psychic battle.

The bottles are filled with water to varying degrees and can be played musically. The real stuff is pumped up from the basement.

They stopped making "Seeing Things"? Damn.

No pressure.

Wrath is quite high on the Tone Scale.

Oikay.

El Diablo Robotico was my backup choice of username.

mm?

Tea. Jean Grey. Hot.

Oh good lord.