A little fat-shaming is good for the heart.

This has been going on for a long time, and I’m glad it’s in the media’s crosshair, but why are these celebs coming out now? Doesn’t it send the wrong message that future stars gotta keep it silent until they make it?

Holy shit. Just Big Time Dicks? That’s huge.

I was made aware of Selena in the 8th grade when all of my female classmates were crying over her death. Then after the movie came out, I got to understand her life, career and her untimely death. This was really useful to me because over a decade later, a guy I knew married his so called “hot young wife” looked like…

Look at the traffic there. I’m moving there now.

He wants to hang with all gays or hang all gays?

You stole that headline from a comment.

I don’t understand why people don’t see Jezebel as a respectable medium for women.

36 panda cubs sound like 3 Chinese people.

Was this a blind engineering student?

Woody, how would you feel if someone sexually assaulted your adoptive daughter that you married?

I wish I was locked up with this bitch. He won’t be sitting down after I’m done with him.

It beat my buddy by a hair!

She looks great! Not sure about her painting tho.

Journalism.

Why would you post a pic of Michael’s? Have you even been inside that store you ass?

Just chill out, bro and have some scrambled eggs with creme fraiche!

Does anyone know where I can sell video game swag from E3 from 2005 and up?

This is the worst season ever.