Amen!

She’s so unattractive. Look at her unbound feet!

Trump’s people don’t carry small bills like a twenty, so why would it matter to them?

Bukkake Fridays?

Oh, god this is so fucking obnoxious. Fuck her birthday and Hov making people do that shit.

What a sad little elf he is. Who does he thinks bakes his Keebler elf cookies?

Why did they make the Macan look better?

You nailed it. It’s the Jeep Compass. Also the Prius.

Did that jacket he’s wearing sleep with Usher?

Umm, sure.

This poor woman is receiving death threats. She can’t even grieve at the moment, and now she’s getting death threats? Fucking cowards.

Finally! It’s good to hear that Hollywood is acknowledging Asian actresses.

I am appalled how inaccurate this book is because the Chinese are fuckin’ loud. Sound check on them folks.

Oh, you’re close with your father?

Looks more like 20 too much.

Damn! Amazing work!

Hey Kevin! How about you get a better job and just buy a real car?

He said faggit when he’s a faggot.

Way to live the stereotype my man.

I only drink beverages named after gay porn stars.