The article says fertility is declining, and then mentions those other things. I thought it was pretty clear which part I'm not too upset about.

It's already known that PBA does some serous shit to females. They don't give a hot shit.

weird that you put a winky face there

No no no. The mistresses get abortions.

Cecily Strong kills in so many sketches. She seems to get overshadowed by Kate McKinnon and, recently, Leslie Jones, but such a rock solid player. With all the talk last year about the white dude brigade coming in, I feel like people have missed that snl has an outstanding troupe of women right now.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

ugh, don't engage.

I bet you a gazillion dollars that Meghan Trainor is a Republican

Kids react restores my faith in humanity. These kids are whip smart.

I've heard you could play any cassette tapes in a Teddy Ruxpin. Like, you could stick a death metal cassette in him and he'd rock out. Is there anything to that rumor? I've never even seen a Teddy Ruxpin in person.

You mean "Went back to school"?

I would legitimately hang that portrait of Sharon's dog on my wall. It would complement my Tretchikoff cups.

When are these guys gonna learn that when you're planning to tape you and your buddies assaulting a girl, the first thing you should do is eat broken glass until you've all died?

you're right, dude is not a pronoun, it's a regular noun, also:

I love these and look forward to the hilarity.

And also what is with holding women accountable for the outcome of their pregnancy, as if anyone has any control over it. It's taking a medical issue and turning it into a criminal offence.

I've been saying this for years! I refer to them as Talibangelists.

I mean if "your mom masturbates to make her depression go away" is the new "your mom goes to college," I'm okay with it.

I was homeschooled. I followed a normal curriculum that had no religious influence at all. I was supervised by a credentialed teacher who I could email or call if necessary. I graduated two years early from high school. Nothing wrong with homeschooling if it's done right.