Capsule form. At least she is semi-sane. Hoffmann might as well be whipping up some ragu.

Run. Now.

I don't think that eating someone else's placenta is many steps of crazy removed from taking hippie herbs to stimulate lactation.

Is he on his way to or from a stint as a groomsman in this pic? Because I can't think of any other valid reason for that tie.

"What are you up to tonight? Watching The Bad Girls Club with your sick cat?"

I seem to remember this was the cause-celebre amongst the hipster Christian crowd. Of course, it was never clear what this organization was actually, you know, doing.

Sounds like something from a fairy tale. A gross fairy tale.

He's also a recovering drug addict trying to get his life back together. I'm willing to root for that and hold out hope that he can change for the better instead instead of just demanding he spend a thousand years burning in the fiery pits of Mordor.

If he comes back from the wilderness with long hair, a beard and flowing robes, he will be embraced as the second coming, returned to deliver us from the anti-Chist.*

Who hurt you, Mark?

This one takes the cake (red velvet cake?).

I'm always amazed at his ability to publish stories that manage to be more disgusting than their predecessors. Just when you think he can't find anything grosser, he out does himself.

Reads headline..."This has to be Shrayber."

Whoever chose the header image: I both love and hate you in equal measure.

Where was the semen? I really was expecting semen!

It's you and me in this cold internet world right now.

Whatever, other commenters, I love that suit and its sister suits, I love the album and stage artwork, and I fucking love this song. I just dig some quiet time music in this shitty cold winter courtesy of Jenny Lewis.

you know things are going poorly when your rape allegations should have an accompanying US-map-based infographic.

In federal court, Sharper is charged with one count of conspiracy to distribute Alprazolam, Diazepam, and Zolpidem with intent to commit rape and two counts of actually distributing them with intent to commit rape.