I've never seen any of his photos, and I'm at work so I don't dare google them.

"his favorite sandwich is 'English muffin, mayonnaise, avocado, Cheddar, tomato, salt, and pepper.'"

She's transgender, but is she even gay? I know it's weird, but one of my pet peeves is when people toss out slurs and aren't even accurate.

Holy shit, I just noticed the price. Almost $7/lb for cow dick? What the hell is going on in Flushing, NY? Are they out of chickens, pigs, goats, birds of prey and every other animal I'd rather eat than cow schlong?

Wait. If you eat something that looks like that but calls itself "sirloin", you have no right to sue. I mean, that couldn't be anything other than a package of dick.

My dogs LOVE bull penis (called Bully Sticks). They look like jerky.

I was in a what I guess would be called a historically white sorority. I had a lot of respect for the historically black sororities and fraternities because they did seem to be very focused on tradition and scholarship. My only issue was that they were extremely insulated from the rest of greek life including the…

She served me cheesecake.

Never thought I'd say this... but I agree with Florida Man.

Will there be Doritos on it? And can it be turned into a really offensive breakfast? If so, I'm all in.

I don't think they are big enough for all my tampons or tissues (for when I get the vapors).

What a beautiful story. I always love your entries, Kat, and am glad your voice is so well represented on Gawker media.

I have this theory that the JH's aren't so crazy with converting is because according to their faith only 144,000 people get to rule in heaven. So I'm thinking, why would I want to convert you if I believed all that shit. You would just reduce my chances right?

Are you female? If so, he wasn't allowed to touch you because you could be unclean, i.e. on your period. I used to have an Orthodox landlord and after I signed my lease he refused my handshake. I thought he was a total asshole until one of my Jewish friends told me why.

I totally agree. I remember this story from when I was in high school: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WPcap/2…

I got all their messages as I am a patient trying to get pregnant (no success yet but I'm keeping my fingers crossed). It was rough to see those messages on any day, much less Mother's Day, when you are already bombarded on social media with everyone else's beautiful kids. But I've worked with Shady Grove for months…

So just to be clear, guns don't kill people. People kill people. But (and it's a big one), people don't rape women. Instagram does.