thedefenestratorofprague
TheDefenestratorofPrague
thedefenestratorofprague

I work in NYC and Friday a large chunk of my office was talking baseball and commiserating about the Yankees. As a Marlins fan I brought up the fact my team has lost 203 games over the past two season, so really you guys don’t have it bad. A co-worker brought up the “this would be the first decade since the Ottoman

I hope you do! Then we can be spared your meandering self-congratulating babbling about how your team’s championships are just so much better than others’.

You sound like a moronic homer.

a Nationals vs Astros WS, if you listen careful you can hear the sobs of Fox and MLB execs 

The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.

Relax the horses were fine. It's Oklahoma not Santa Ana.

They didn’t do a very good job; the place looks to be in a fen way.

LaCosse is very popular regionally in the DC / Baltimore area

To Bostonians defense the tickets and travel to Maryland is cheaper than going to Foxboro. 

So under the banner of beingpatriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

An underrated sports joy is being the visiting fans and having the stadium ring out with “DE=FENSE” when the home QB is on the field.


Was it wearing a hoodie? 

More importantly, Is it Elite?

No one has ever called me “hoss” in my life, but I eagerly anticipate the day it finally happens. Being called it would make me feel like I was talking to Waylon Jennings.

I know not one, but two guys who go by HOSS!

This comment is weirdly hostile while also totally missing the point, chief.

Anybody that throws out a BIG MAN gets immediately ignored

Counter point: the Cambodian owner of the donut shop in my neighborhood calls everyone boss and it is quite delightful.

Boss has a time and a place, but it’s a mystery as to when and where. Boss is the ephemeral light in the darkness. Boss. The freshmaker. 

So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.