You could have avoided it if you had walked like an Egyptian, but no...

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

I wouldn't want to be at practice tomorrow. It'll probably be a Manic Monday.

“Larry Bird is not walking through that door”

Fuck Bill Simmons with the tape of Bob Kraft getting a hand job.

It was the texts on Wednesday night.  Up until then you can play the he said/she said let’s wait until this works it way through courts/NFLs sham of a review policy.  But now we have actual documentation, from 2 days ago, where he is threatening a women.  This is the equivalent of the Ray Rice video.  Once you…

Hurry, CantSleep’s trapped on the escalator at the mall!

The road game @ Miami has been a trap game for years ever since Tony Sparano undressed Belichik with the wildcat that one time

Rapoport: Pats to sign Pale Spider Big As Hound

I like the way you think! Your elevator clearly isn’t playing with a full deck!

You sweet summer child. 

I was waiting for someone to spike that softball right into the mixed metaphor.

As a sidenote, that gratitude over the 11 days worth of hard work is so passive-aggressive that it is awesome.

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Washington had to be the team that’s gonna take the chance and sign him, right?

A) Good

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

praise be, kind sir and gentle lady.

Given your screen* name, I thought you’d have thrown this poor chap out a window rather than explain this with such patience and grace.