Driving a 2016 Saturn would be quite a thing.

I’d be okay with the Stones songs puns, but referring to one of their horrid later outputs leaves me with Mixed Emotions.

Can’t wait to see who Keith Richards rebuilds the group with for their 2069 dates.

Edit: Every fifty years you can count on a Rolling Stones concert *an hour away from* San Francisco ending in a fracas.

The 49ers thought they could get around the curfew by having the Rolling Stones play undercover of the night thinking nobody would notice.

Trying ...so..hard...to...resist...Arghhh...

Bullshit, Keith Richards will outlast us all.

Would you say they can’t get no....Satisfactory resolution to this situation?

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

Or “Mock Trial” with Judge Reinhold!

I recently heard from one person about an incident from sixty years ago. Sixty years passed before they were ready to talk...sixty.

My sister was assaulted, and reported it immediately, like the thought she was supposed to. Then she got interrogated and abused all over again by the people who were supposed to help her, while the perp got off with a slap on the wrist.

One friend took years before she admitted to HERSELF she was raped. And she is SUPER feminist.

my wife (girlfriend at the time) was sexually assaulted (groped) by a friend who was a PT student practicing massages. She was scared to report it. I encouraged her to go to the hall Priest (Catholic college). The dude who groped her said “she sent me signals she was interested.” Sure, dude. She had to defend her…

“I believe in innocent until proven guilty, which clearly doesn’t take place in the court of social media.”

I have, over the course of my life, known a handful of women who were sexually assaulted in some fashion. And this is just the ones who I knew well enough that they would share something like that, usually years after the fact. None of them reported their assaults to the police. 

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

I’m sorry but I refuse to have Youppi! shamed in comparison with Donald fucking Trump.

Man of your word.

“This looks really bad...but we know he can masturbate to completion,” argued Patriots owner Bobby Two-Strokes*. “Surely, I can still find something for him to do.”