“A few” yeah, fuck you buddy (in the fondest way possible)

He’s from Buffalo. Somewhere between buffalo wings and the mighty taco as far as rankings go.

I don’t think it’s even made anymore, but the worst cheap beer I ever had was Red Dog.

I hope they weren’t. Would make it so much better to be out there in July in full Knicks gear for a random Sox game where they weren’t playing the Yanks or Mets. 

My dad used to call Roger Clemens a “thickhead” and after reading your note I think I may have misheard him all those times.

I see your “Steeler Nation”, and raise you the “12s”.

Last game of the season at Citifield a few years ago they had a clearance sale at the “Game-Used” section.  I thought it would be fun to buy uniform pants for $25 and a batting helmet for like 20, and wear them to games.  Fortunately my wife was there, and sober.  She said she would no longer attend games with my were…

Baseball and beer in the same sentence made me think of Old Style.  For over 100 years it was the only thing that could put a worse taste in the mouths of Cub fans than the team themselves.

I was once scolded by a Packers fan coworker for referring to the Lions and using “we.” I’m not on the team. A few weeks later he referred to the Packers as “we.” When I called him out he said “but I’m an owner.” Fuck Packers fans; your “stock” is worthless.

This is where I fall, I’m not a we guy but I’m also not anti-we guy. However I do work with a we guy, and when he talks about my team he always goes with “you” or “you guys.” I feel like he’s trying to turn me into a we guy and tbh I don’t love it.

Because I live with my kids all year round and am still sane.

Every asshole dipshit douchebag fan who’s ever done anything obnoxious that they would never try to get away with in any other venue attributes their bullshittery to their “intense emotional investment”. Pointing out that you shouldn’t be so attached that it makes you lose perspective(which in a minor way “we” is sort…

Here I am, sitting in my basement, alternating between valuing a SaaS business, some guy’s losses from a car accident, and working on a global economics paper for school, and Jim is out here asking the important questions in life.

Would you rather have toenails for teeth, or teeth for toenails?

The answer is obvious: “we” when a team is winning, “they” when they stink!

I say “aunt” differently depending on whether I’m talking about “aw-nts” in general or my “ant” Jill specifically,

i think it’s fine as long as the fans are just talking about on-field accomplishments. “We win” or “we lost” is perfectly fine. The moment someone starts using we in reference to front office decisions, the culture of the team, or charity done by the team, I know that person is delusional.

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