I've always said that all of the top black athletes refusing to play for SEC schools (and possibly also ACC schools) would do far to disrupt the Republican world and raise awareness about inequality than any anthem protest. Hit 'em where they live. 

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

George Blanda was my favorite player growing up; completely awesome. (Yes, I’m old. Which might explain me being a Raiders fan, too . . .)

There is a third Gruden. His name is James. He is a doctor in NYC

I think Brady believes in his super water and workout regimen. His head is the same size it always has been. So if he’s juicing, he’s doing it in moderation. He might be just a total freak of nature. The fanciest of fancy dogs.

Given how he played, your guess it probably closer than mine. 

A.P. Bye-o

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

He looks like a mall Santa that got fired for having beard lice.

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

Eddie Romero’s dad (Ed Romero) is a great “let’s remember some guys from the 80s” pick. Absolutely mediocre hitter (career OPS+ of 67 over 12 seasons) and not really a great fielder, who played for a bunch of teams, including the Red Sox.

Look, if I answer any more questions in this thread I’m gonna have to start charging you. I’m a working musician, unlike all the lawyers who lurk in the Deadspin comments who love doing pro boner work.

An organizational philosophy of not spending money on the bullpen no matter how bad it is is not a “run of bad playoff luck”. Everyone knows that’s the Dombrowski way.

“We didn’t do a good job of finishing what we started,”

Very clangy sets of notes that most people don’t voluntarily seek out (except on Halloween)

I don’t get it, but I love the commitment to specificity.

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

Estados Unidos doesn’t start or end with A....I don’t understand your concern.

What about Arimatheia, whose Joseph left his last words at the Castle Aaaaagh? 

All together, Cheers fans: