thedefenestratorofprague
TheDefenestratorofPrague
thedefenestratorofprague

My god, this is the story that just keeps on giving.

TOTAL EXONERATION!

Collusion? Collusion!

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

As the author of the moniker, a hyphen in “Bobby Two-Strokes,” please.

Hey, this isn’t the Jamboroo, pal!

Joining the celebration at the return of Block & Tackle.

I actually did give up the NFL in 2017 from the combined ethical sadness over the CTE reports and Kaepernick fall out (I am pro-Kaepernick and abasic understanding of clearly explained symbolic gestures and anti-police brutality and really, really stupid

HOLY SHIT NEW BLOCK AND TACKLE! The only thing that could make this better is if the Bills long-snap their way to victory on Sunday! Which will surely happen considering they’re playing the lowly Jets, who don’t even have a SUPERTHREAD in their favor right now...

TETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

God, when will people finally give Rodgers the respect he deserves?

Ryan Pace made “They drafted Cedric Benson ahead of Aaron Rodgers because they had Rex Grossman” the SECOND worst decision in franchise history.

That’d be second down.

He’s an NFL official, so he’ll shit the bed soon enough.

I’m confused. This feels like an honest and heartfelt acknowledgement of a tribute to an honored and respected official.

7) Game is even longer due to the “clock stops after every first down” and more frequent incomplete passes.

The upcoming lawsuits against the NCAA and individual schools for CTE and other brain damage are going to be very upsetting. Given the shear volume, the NCAA could shut down the first wave easily and still have enough slip through to the discovery stage that they face a tidal wave of unsettling disclosures.

...so....penis breath?

Lookit those fucking Patriots, getting their own special fucking color.

That Treadwell story is just fucking bonkers. He obviously had a decent work ethic and it seems that he wanted to get better and improve. Yet, not a single person in the entire organization took him aside to tell him that he needed to work on his routes? Holy shit.

Counterpoint: The modern Goodell NFL is the equivalent of those commemorative, limited-edition, Bud Light NFL cans.