I tell this insight often when on this Dolan posts. I did some freelance coding work for the Knicks a couple of years ago. The offices are the most depressing thing you’ve ever seen. It makes the office in The Office look like paradise. There are a few posters (Patrick Ewing, Carmello) not even in frames, but placed…

Pro athletes do tend to have fucked up feet, but more of the musculoskeletal and/or epic callus variety than the “I went on a bar crawl in flip-flops in Yakutsk in January” type.

Very important, which color dot won the Dot Race?

And probably yells during the 7th inning stretch to TAKE YOUR HAT OFF for not-the-anthem “God Bless America.” (Based on a true story at Globe Life)

Deep Walker Texas Ranger cut, I appreciate it.

It’s been almost two years. I’ve watched the movie five or six times. I acknowledge some of its weaknesses (fuel being important for the first time ever, the casino sideplot being essentially useless busywork for Finn, etc) ... I still think it’s better than any other Star Wars movie, including the two…

It amazes me about that the people bitching the loudest about “dem furenners” don’t know a lick about USA history. And complaining about the Hispanics in Texas is just the cherry on top. My god, it was an Hispanic country once upon a time. They didn't jump the border, the border jumped them. Btw, 32% of the Rangers…

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

Plot twist... the kid kicking his seat is a prospect for the Rangers.

My lord, the number of meetings I have with The Olds where at least two peoples’ phones go off multiple times. It escapes comprehension.

Any loud phone use should be a war crime.

The older I get, the more grossed out I am by hair in general. I also never thought I’d consider Just For Men or dying my hair, but as the grays suddenly started taking over double digit percentages of my noggin, I’m having second thoughts. I don’t wanna be ollllllddddd yet!

The whole “this team’s fanbase is racist!” thing gets a little played out, but as a Minnesotan (who is often surrounded by Packer fan transplants because Minnesota is a real state with a functioning economy and legitimate prospects for your life, and everyone from Wisconsin moves here eventually) I have to mention…

went to college there, left, will never go back. To sum up my experience in the best Wisconsin way, I had a higher up co-worker say to me “you’ve got a bright future, but if you want to move up you need a new girlfriend.” She was Asian. That didn’t go over in WI. I left and married her. 

This is the State of Wisconsin summarized into 2 pages.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

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But can he do that with 30-15 feral hogs running at him? America wants to know. 

Yesterday’s completely random, organic Official International Anthony Santander Fan Club thing was so uplifting after an incredibly bleak weekend for humanity.