I feel once you’re to the point of needing a T-shirt to lay out how “not racist” you are, you’ve probably gone to at least one cross-burning or Trump Rally. 

Holy shit. This may be the darkest, most depressing entry in the history of this series:

The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.

That’s head and shoulders better than the rest of them.  

It’s the slight smirk (which is phenomenal). To often these things are emotionless (Ray Lewis) or they get the smile wrong (Sanders). This is actually how Reed may have looked after owning your ass. It's magnificent. 

Sacramento is just Phoenix with the heat dialed back just a couple of degrees and decent wine.

+1 stable genius

“...leaving me to deal with a ridiculous amount of work, a problem I solved by ignoring it.”

Full name: Charles Bukowski Jr.

+1 pony boy

So someone DOES use algebra outside of high school.

“Why don’t you go feed yourself a sugar cube, you toothy shit?”

r/theydidthemath

So I’m bored at work......

+1 dead horse, beaten

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Obligatory:

Jesus Christ, Charles. These submissions are supposed to be depressing in a funny way, not straight up depressing.

Hey! Sacramento has legal weed now, too! Denver really only has the view going for it.