My mom just refers to teams “dickheads” and only uses a pronoun when distinguishing between the Bruins (my dickheads), the Red Sox (her dickheads), and the Patriots (our dickheads). My mom is also 76 and the majority of her life has been when all three of those teams ranged from completely terrible to terrible, and…

Um, you may want to aim your focus in a different direction, like, I don’t know, South. (The Ivy League as a sports entity is barely relevant.) Imagine Alabama, Clemson, LSU, or Duke, North Carolina, Kentucky without African-American athletes in basketball or football. That would make the redasses in charge of those…

I don’t know if you saw the graphic last night during the game but it showed a picture of Brady at 42 side by side with George Blanda at 43.

Honestly, after getting a new passport photo for myself, I’d surmise the only substances enhancing his head are burritos and beer, like me.

Wait, this isn’t their anthem? Coach!

Ha! Jerry Jones was my inspiration for Walder Frey. 

That’s being too kind.

Does anyone blame him? Hell even Oakland doesnt want to be in Oakland. 

I hope Pops Freshenmeyer made it through the switch to kinja. His unbridled optimism for the NY J-E-T-S, JETS JETS JETS, was a highlight of the old B&T comment community.

Your dog was a good dog.

I tried to go to the one the NHL held in advance of the Winter Classic (which was played in Indiana). I didn’t even get in because there was a strict no food policy, and I had been visiting friends who had gifted me homemade Christmas cookies. I’m not tossing away homemade snickerdoodles so I can be bombarded with the…

I feel like college football is all the worst parts of the NFL, only amplified.

Is Jolie Kerr around? She’s gonna kill you. 

America’s great vice has always been underestimating the costs of labor to make and do things. 

He’s still my optometrist though I got lazik so I don’t see him much anymore.

I was in KC over the weekend. I listened to some of the game on Sunday, and the Royals announcers got very silly discussing Jorge Soler and all the Solar Power ads 

As always the answer is it depends, and in this case as I’m sure with cricket the degree of difficulty for a catch depends on velocity and trajectory of the ball.

I love going to road games and it happens in every sport. Kurt Vonnegut conceptualizes it best in this notion of the “Granfalloon”, a sense of superficial bonding with people due to a completely fabricated construct. The Hoosier is the one he uses in Cat’s Cradle. 

Ahhh. I definitely get you know. Similar to “Fake Woke” people or “Superficial Patriots.” 

I’m probably guilty of this a little bit. Not necessarily regarding the disavowing the Patriots, but disassociating from other Pat’s fans.