He is a great performance artist in this regard. Following the Patriots beat writers over the years,we’ve learned if you want Bill to answer questions like a human, you ask about obscure stuff, like punting strategy from 1934 and he’ll talk for an hour. Ask him about anything to do with the current team or anything…

You mean you weren’t drinking a NE IPA? You are a fucking asshole. 

As a Patriots fan, I’ve been waiting for this column since Zuerlein missed the desperation FG and the inevitable was confirmed. Obviously there was a lot of doubt at that time that this article would be written. So thanks to Drew for his health, his wit, and his hatred of the Patriots. It would have been an odd summer…

No kink shaming here. 

This is an excellent corollary 

The problem with bringing a glove to a game as an adult lies in several factors.

The league would be the Packers, Bears, Giants, and Patriots. Holy crap, the NFL on NBC executives just came multiple times over that. 

A knitting circle broke out at the one I attended. And we’re Patriots fans. 

Big Boi’s fur coat was the true winner of the Super Bowl

His name isn’t Tim. 

This is GRRRRR-reat

If you are right, I think you’re off by 1. The current occupant is 45, but that count includes Grover Cleveland twice as #22 and #24. So only different 44 individuals.

So Andrew Jackson racked up the garbage time stats. So to speak.

It also has TWO Federal Reserve Banks. 

Yes. Thank you! I have family in KC. Whenever we text about the Chiefs, we use the Chef emoji, just because of this magnificent bastard.

They are the culinary Algonquin Round Tables of our modern American hegemony.

Our best restaurant is a gas station.

If there’s a pit in Indiana, we all know who to call.

The scourge of large corporate concessions companies like Aramark and Delaware North. 

I think of this as a “proof of concept” demonstration, that requires more engineering before being ready for market.