I hope everyone on the floor would just do the Farmers Insurance jingle as he walked by as revenge. 

Here’s the problem I’m having with your interpretation of the play.

I listened to the other feed. I hear it pick up the “ag-it” syllable clearly, without the fucking that’s on the other feed, so it’s more possible that it was a coincide. It still seems weird to me for someone to yell “rag-it” at that point. I hear the “ag-it” just as Rielly, the last line of defense, is crossing the…

Even on the PK, I’ve never seen a player rag the puck in the offensive zone, when there is no pressure. Considering Tampa scores a 3 on 1 SHG four seconds later makes someone yelling “Rag it” from the Tampa side seems really stupid. Like “fan sitting in the balcony and yells “Shoot” on a PP” level stupid.

Since you generally wouldn’t rag the puck in the offensive zone when the closest defenseman is in Etobticoke.

I remember in high school US history, class was discussing the Zimmerman note, and it’s role in the US participation of World War I. When the teacher asked, “Why did the British reveal to the United States the content of the note?” one kid raised hand and replied “Because they felt guilty, because spying was morally…

Given the circumstances, the odds of someone yelling “Rag it” at that time feels weird. It does make some logical sense as an instruction to the Lightning player racing for the puck in the corner to waste time on the PK, but still, that seems like a stretch that it would be needed to be communicated at that time.

Yahoo can’t be serious. 

“The chair tells me that he didn’t know about it and I will take the chair at his word.” said Baer. “The chair felt badly about it. He felt very badly.”

“69" - Gronk

Tragically Hip or GTFO

I love inter-provincial Canadian rivalries. I have cousins in Nova Scotia, and man, do they hate Newfies. 

Just listen to Van Halen’s “Panama” on repeat and replace “Panama” with “Ottawa.” It probably won’t help, but it will allow for your descent into madness to happen more quickly, and then you achieve the sweet bliss of nothingness and oblivion, which I think is the city motto for Winnipeg.

Man, it feels like forever since “Throwing Waffles” was a thing. 

You are absolutely correct that’s not obscure enough. 

The old ladies in my grandmother’s bridge league were regularly users of HGH. Hydrox, Gin, and Halobetasol for rashes.  

“Witten’s restoration to the Cowboys, is the greatest restoration since Charles the II in 1660.” - Dennis Miller during an inevitable Giants/Cowboys MNF game this season in that bizarro universe where he enters his 19th season doing MNF, and didn’t lose his mind and go nutjob after 9/11.

When people critique Edwards (and yes, he is a huge homer doing Bruins games), they forget some context. NESN is a joint ventured owned 80/20 by the Red Sox and Bruins. It’s a regional sports network meant to cater to subscribers of its region, New England. Edwards thus makes the conscious decision to pander to his…

In terms of athletes and religion, the hierarchical nature makes questioning authority difficult. (And in extreme cases, the lack of existential questioning allows for predators like Nasser or Pell to operate and be enabled.) This is especially true of athletes and elite athletes, who are so regimented and focused on…