Gronk had .... awww come on, I don’t think I even have to type it at this point. WE KNOW WHAT NUMBERS GRONK HAD IN THE POOL. 

Get in. 

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

This wouldn’t have happened if Jacksonville and Jacksonville State had named Dave Winfield and Randy Johnson Celebrity Team Captains. 

This would be a bad name for me, urologically speaking. At one of my first Pearl Jam concerts, during “Even Flow” the drunk dude behind me, started to piss on the back of my seat. The guy next to me, who was also getting splashed, knocked him the fuck out, when the pisser refused to apologize. As my years and concert…

That auto gyro from Prussia to Siam was still running, you lazy fuck. 

It’s always Dakar before the Dawn. 

You know Jeopardy is bringing the big guns, when the final category is African Geography. All of us who grew up on “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?”Gameshow, knows that the kids who got that Africa map for the final, were fucked from Cape Agulhas to Ras Ben Sakka.

This is a great point. Of the 53 Super Bowls, there are only 32 SB winning QBs.

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

In an old job, I got to know a good group of train engineers. One time after an event, we were at a bar in DC, and I think of the 10 guys there, 7 had been involved in fatal accidents, either suicide by train or people ignoring safety systems. My feeling from those stories wasn’t bravado, but just a coming to terms…

Some teams win.

Despite the tailwind, the plane still had to make a stop in Breezewood, for some reason. 

Especially if they go to school in Massachusetts. There is a very low exemption rate from immunizations in MA, especially in Brookline where they seem to live. 

NHL referees this season are honoring former referee Mick McGeough who passed away, by wearing an armband that says “MICK” on it. Some drunk guy yelled “Why the refs got a fucking slur on their jerseys” at a game recently, and it cracked me up because it felt so dated. 

I Kant believe you went there. You must have felt it was a categorical imperative. 

He’s probably suffering from an upper body injury.

You hit the nail on the head here. Pat Patriot looks like he’s taking a dump. The red jersey and white pants are great, but the logo was terrible and brings up powerful memories of greats like Hugh Millen, Scott Sisson, Zeke Mowatt, and other infamous terrible Patriots.

Speaking as a Patriots fan, “No.”

The money would be good, though I’d make sure the check cleared first.