I like the shower heads in Europe, where they are hand held (which you can attach to a higher point on the wall.) To warm up the water, I just take the hand held part off the wall and aim it towards the drain, so no splash, no freeze. 

I flew business class back from Asia recently, and the airline I flew has a limited number of pajamas available. I asked for a pair, and while changing into them in the small bathroom was a little awkward, it was the best decision I’ve ever made on an aircraft. I was so comfy on the flight, and when I got to my…

Good luck to all the civil servants working under Knox County Mayor, Glen “In the WWE, I’m know as Kane” Jacobs. 

When I lived in DC and had Capitals season tickets for a couple of seasons, Caps fans had the tradition of going “Woop, Woop, Woop” whenever former Caps defensemen were bringing the puck up ice. I was introduced to this tradition when Phil Housley first came back as a member of Calgary in 1998.

If his wife gets…

I know a couple of Pakistani’s, and they are somewhere in the middle. Not the flat a, as in Pack-i-stan, but not as sharp as in Pock-i-stan. But you are right, it’s weird to favor one, but then do it completely different for Afghanistan. 

My NHL team has started to do a bit for the first opponent’s powerplay, where they show the offending player and put up “Pit of Misery.”

But is he elite white?

Never use the word all. It undercuts your argument.

You must be new to how this internet thing works.
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All you need to stop bad people with googly eyes, is good people with googly eyes. 

Yes, I’ve had a Bud Light. It’s why I know it’s not beer. 

That wasn’t beer. It was Bud Light.

That’s everyone trying to fold a damn fitted sheet. This guy is the Tits.

Reporter: Mr. Elway, is Case Keenum the future at QB for the Broncos?

If there weren’t motherfuckers, there wouldn’t be siblings.

Technically, we’re all somebody’s children.

I like they have Jason yell “Duval” as he runs off to puke again. That’s the county and rally chant of Jags fans (apparently) and was the major critique of Jason by the Jags fans. Mande and Jacinto went to the Bills-Jags playoff game last year and that was referred to a lot in interviews, the lack of “Duval”

Trump wishes he could Nazi Sympathize like the Prince of Wales did. 

The only good things in Connecticut is The Blue Colony Diner, and “You are Leaving Connecticut” signs. Ha!

And don’t forget the Eastern Conference wins a trophy named after a Nazi sympathizer!