I have really great friends who live in KC. Whenever I refer to the Chiefs via text message, I just use the Chef emoji. 

I was thinking more of the Judas Cradle, only made of frozen shit. That outhouse seat goes, and yowsah.

Hydration is a double edged sword. You dont want to drink too much, because unless you are in the aisle that’s a lot of production to get up and go. Six hours is about what most people sleep. For a flight six or less (trans continental) I dont drink from an hour before and try to limit myself on the flight to some…

No need to panic. My key for long flights and I do 10 hours plus a lot, is to be really tired. Reduce your normal sleep by a couple of hours the day of. Do a longer workout before you head to the airport. Avoid caffeine. Limit booze (sugar). Eat a a starchy meal. Clear your mind/accomplish a task. All of these signal…

A friend of mine prepped his kids 5 and 2 for East Coast to UK flights by watching you tube videos about flights and planes so they knew what to expect. They’ve both been over twice to visit family and fly better than most adults.

The choice of Arbys is typical. Shows the lack of business acumen that has plagued post-industrial Buffalo.

I have an uncle who lives in Alaska and has an outhouse. In the winter, shit in the outhouse freezes, eventually forming a stalagmite. Every few weeks he has to go out and chip off the top of the shitagmite with an ice axe because it’s emerged from the top of the hole and poked him in the butt (remember, it’s pretty…

You don’t win friends with salad.
Of course, since it’s Cleveland, you can stop after the first three words. 

He ate the Egg Men

+21 kiloton

I read Zodiac Motherfucker’s in that same wistful, yet in ALL-CAPs, tone that George uses to describe the rabbit farm to Lenny.

Yes. That’s what got me too! Please thank Hollow_Log who made that fantastic observation many months ago.

Thanks for the heads up. I didn’t recognize the name, but will remain vigilant. Also, your handle is one of my favorites, both as a Bruins fan and a lover of puns. 

So it was Hollow Log who said it earlier this year. I felt the same way at the time.
https://deadspin.com/1821928101

Someone sounds constipated.

I was raised Catholic, so the burden of guilt about everything is one I’m familiar with. Even I wouldn’t feel guilty for using the handicap stall, UNLESS, I cut off the person in the wheel chair to get to the stall, when there were other non-accessible stalls available.

Since it’s entirely plausible that the other…

I can’t find the person who said this to source the quote, but someone pointed out that this picture of Incognito looks like Incognito’s forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to orally pleasure him. 

This joke was about eight inches off target. So definitely a strike. 

Mmmm. Fried chicken.

A lot of it depends on you, and your situational awareness.