This is Baltimore, gentelmen (and ladies). The Gods will not save you. 

Addiction is not a behavioral trait. It’s a disease. 

I think the beauty of BCS is giving scenes time to breathe. Yes, in hindsight maybe they could be more economical, but I spent the entire scene trying to figure out who the guy was. At first blush, the guy kinda reminded me of bald Walter, sans goatee. Second, because the seem came close to Mike playing with Kaylee,…

Not with this gutless Congress

Props to the last guy using “Haboob.” It’s the greatest name for a weather phenomenon.

The answer is always yes. (Actually sweetbreads are pretty good)

It’s basically the first solids you get in the cheese making process, so very soft and very fresh. They are delicious. 

Barnold wins with the Victor Borge reference. My grandmother loved watching him. Now I miss my grandmother. 

We’re both shitty

Not really. TSA budget for FY 17 was about $7.5 Billion. Best numbers I can find for enrollment is about 5 million. Precheck costs $17 a year ($85 total for 5 years). Global entry is $20 a year. So the income for 5 million passengers is between $85-$100 million. So the fees collected is about 1.5% of TSA’s annual…

It has to be on the boarding pass. You just need to give your Known Traveller Number on the back of the card when you book the ticket or add it to your reservation afterwards. You cant just show the card. The airline has to be a participant in the program as well. A lot more non US carriers are on board but it depends…

Probably lead happier, more fulfilling lives. 

That sounds delicious

That approach was like a parent trying to get a kid to eat baby food saying “here comes the choo-choo train”

2007 was probably the worst Super Bowl loss for any franchise, since it’s the only time a franchise could have gone 19-0. It would have been nice to get the Giants in 2011, but oh well. Last year’s loss was easiest to get over. The Butler thing was weird, but ultimately it came down to that one play that Belichick…

Well, it limits the scope to just Atlanta fans. You don’t want to linger too long on past victories, else you become Yankees or Canadiens fans. 

I’m 26 (almost 27) years old and the Dolphins haven’t won a playoff game since I was 10. I’ve wasted half of my life rooting for a team that has literally given me zero reward. 

Aye, we Pats fans take a lickin, because it’s all in good fun. The only thing that bothered me about losing the Super Bowl to the Eagles, was that it takes some of the steam off all the great Atlanta jokes we were able to make the year previous. 

To the guy who threw his phone down the stairs, I have two comments

It’s too high. It’s too hard. Who gives a shit, it’s gone!