Bastardo Magnifico 

Greatest Googly Moogly

He would have avoided the assault charge if he had used some lotion.

I know. The idea of having to fly your poop out, offered an easy joke, and loads of awesome possibilities for us to collectively dump on TSA.

I think we’re ignoring the best part. “...haul it back to base camp on their descent and fly it back to Talkeetna.”  Take that TSA!

A friend of mine who’s a big Star Wars nerd was going to do that. His wife, also a Star Wars nerd was on board. Then she met a kid named Anakin, who was a terror. So they went with the subtle “Ben” for Obi-Wan, instead.

Your child should adopt the nickname “Blue Whale”. Let’s see how long Krill lasts.

Dinner preparation at the Skrutop home

If Bob Kraft wants to buy me a LA Mansion, he can call me Al.

I thought we banned the use of the word overrated, when discussing music, since it is so inflammatory and the parameters for over-rated/under-rated/properly rated, are so ephemeral and astatic.

Ha. Probably some weed involved.

I have a friend who feels similar to Pearl Jam, mainly because of “Bugs” from Vitalogy. I want to go “Well, that’s not really representative of the catalog” but let it go, because eh, life’s too short.

I know a guy. He has a valid point, that extended AC/DC listening can be repetitive in terms of theme. I always say, “When you do something well, and make money, keep doing it.” RIP Malcolm.

People gotta do what makes them feel happy.

When did Obama play basketball with Trump? Oh, he said singer and musical artist, not infant and scam artist. Never mind.

Obviously, but can’t we still dream that in some world, words still have meaning! Otherwise the next time you strangle someone, it’s really just ghost-written erotic asphyxiation.

Many years ago I interned a couple of summers for my Congress person. One part of my job was to look at the data of constituent calls, letters, and emails, and provide a statistical picture of what the feedback was from the community on issues. The numbers of people who actually reach out are small, yet influence…

So it’s a biography, and not an autobiography, then.

Thank you.

Your post is excellent.