Hahaha and this is my annoyance with Bernie supporters—because NO ONE can enact their agenda with a congress who is against them—which is why the ‘08 Obama-esque hero worship that is present in some of his supporters makes me nuts.

It’s a really weird narrative considering that Bernie has a longer and better record of effective and bipartisan action in congress. Clinton’s probably better at making the executive branch dance, which is also really important, but this is kinda Bernie’s jam.

Yes and afterwards, they play that parlor game, “Everyone who’s been elected President, take a step forward”. Not so fast, Jeb!

Clinton Campaign “We want to have a debate in New Hampshire, where it could only harm you, but we don’t want to have a debate in New York where it could harm me.”

Agreed on all accounts, except I think you forgot when Danny Devito exposed us all to his bae potential.

Welp, I just woke up, but that’s enough Internet for today.

This one was predicted to be pretty nasty, and the stretch of 380 from Iowa City to Cedar Rapids particularly so. My wife packed an overnight bag in case she had to sleep at the office due to the storm making a trip tomorrow morning unsafe, and she’s from Minnesota which is even nuttier about snow than Iowa.

Only if we agree to follow through with that meme and make Bernie Sanders Doc

Oh man, that one O’Malley voter is going to feel like the most popular girl in school.

What, besides the cheeky euphemism I use for my corn-cob shaped member?

THANK YOU FOLKS! MAKE SURE TO TIP YOUR WAITRESSES!

splunge

Oh man, it just keeps getting better. I never ever ever want Rob and Chyna to break up.

Who gives a shit about Steven Avery? What about his nephew, Brendan?

I’m just looking forward to the Hillary stans managing to blame this on ‘Bernie Bros’

I don't even know why I come on here anymore. The first comment on every article always throws out Bernie Bros. It's ridiculous.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

I’ll come back to this show when she stops boning President Narcissist.

And her parts in America (The Book) were laugh-out-loud hysterical. This show is a bajillion years overdue.

Sadly Richard Gilmore won’t be in it