When I was in 5th grade all the schools in my city participated in the Drug Abuse Resistance Education program. Two kids from each school were picked to sing in the D.A.R.E choir and I was one of them because of my prodigious vocal gifts. The choir sang at a bunch of functions around town and at the big end-of-year…

I sang in the D.A.R.E. choir.

Me.

The Daily Beast said Persky “coddled” Turner; the petitioners said the sentence was “lenient.” Yet they’re both wrong. The truth is that Brock Turner will spend more time in jail than 97 percent of rapists.

Dude. His face. And then jojo called him out for it. It was fantastic.

Chad is everything. CHad is perfection. Chad must never leave this show. They should change its title to “The Chadchelorette.” A psychotic troll who resembles a soap opera villain and eats ungodly amounts of raw hams and yams? Is the reason reality TV was invented. #chad2016neverforget

I loved Chris Harrison’s weak reply to Evan’s tattling: “sometimes in a house full of guys this happens” translated: “I’m going to pass the buck and let shit go down so I can continue to make bank (and pay alimony) with my glorified game show host job”

CHAD

Producers: “We take violence very seriously. As in we seriously want someone to get fucked up by Chad.”

• I’m going to cut everyone here’s legs off and arms off and there’s going to be torsos and I’m going to throw them in the pool and I’m going to fuck up this entire damn thing. Chad Patrick Bateman
  

Seriously. My friend and I quote this movie to each other all the time. ;)

I love this so hard.

Patrick Bateman, the man of our dreams!

Are you kidding? He threw rocks at cars, was abandoned, survived for a week alone in the mountains and the Army came to fetch him personally. The kid thinks he’s fucking invincible right now. Maybe even immortal. He thinks he’s goddamned Thor.

As this report has shown, I think the most beneficial thing Bernie has done is shown that an election can be run this way. With full disclosure and small contributions.

Since this is the The Slot, the obvious conclusion we are supposed to draw is that Hillary is A WONDERFUL PERFECT QUEEN GODDESS AND IF YOU DARE DISAGREE THEN YOU HATE ALL OF THE WOMEN WHO HAVE EVER BEEN OR EVER WILL BE! /s

Take your facts and get outta here, you!

Well, ya, but that’s the case for every politician. The point is that’s a phenomenal amount of support.

Well, the labor participation rate in the U.S. has been hovering around 62% for a while, so this means that Sanders donors are more likely than the average American citizen (16 years or older) to be in the workforce. Which makes sense, since they have money to donate. I don’t know if we can really draw many broad…

So is this what we have come to? Republican reality TV stars running for office?