Almost as credible as their emission meeting diesels with no Urea....

Hey, Pittsburgh people: if any of you steal one of these Ubers, email us and tell us what it’s like at tips@jalopnik.com.

If it’s all about torque, do NOT use the BRZ engine. Its 151 lb-ft is no better than the Crosstrek’s stock motor. The WRX version, on the other hand, would be perfect. Also highly appropriate that a Crosstrek set up for off-road would have a rally car engine.

What's Hillary Clinton's favorite pizza?? Little Seizures

Yeah, but like 99.99% of potential buyers, I care more about “on-roading”. The XV would be such a fine, practical little car with just a few more horses.

How much more juice do you really need?

Plucky is the word that comes to mind. ‘

Pontiac Fiero

That’s one nice vintage meme, but you should have used this one

European pedestrian safety regulations, meet American departure angles.

Yeah, at that price it should be 4WD AND have a hard-top.

Too bad the cage is fucking yellow. Yuck.

Well, considering the fact that showing a vagina for a split second in a movie will get it an NC-17 rating, while a bloody decapitation will only warrent an R rating, I’d say that the puritans are still alive and well in the USA...

Luckily they taste delicious:

About as smart, and then you look at the US Republican party....

Americans don’t need Australia. We have Texas. Its the same. And don’t get me started on kangaroos, Texas has Ostrich and Emu farms. Same thing.

I’ve got a Trooper, and had a P’up back in the 90's. I liked the P’up a lot more, except for the low power. It was quite reliable, though, and has drivetrain and suspension components that wouldn’t be out of place on a 1/2 ton truck. One thing to consider - an Aussie Jackaroo would probably have a diesel engine and a…

Eh... Excu... Excuse me, hey guys? Guys? Hey... I think you forgot someone on your trek.