“You can’t kill me. I’m not alive.”

David Cage should be in jail.

As much as I love Shadow of the Colossus, this just makes me wish Team Ico had found some way to make Nico a possibility this gen.

I tried to like this. It’s not GT level shit, but I’m over a decade removed from a time where I could theoretically enjoy this drawn out shit.

Easy, buddy. It was a fucking joke.

Are you speaking next?

I remember when this funeral was about Ali.

The Cavs dominated the whole game, so yes, the calls are more emphatic in their favor.

Finally, a game actually worth giving out death threats for.

Was then promptly shot by Cincinnati zoo trainers.

Those Hogan bills don’t come cheap.

Looking forward to this, but I’m dying to play Future Tone.

Better combat? There is zero weight to attacks. Everything feels like you’re cutting marshmallows with a dull knife. That’s not even mentioning the god awful hitboxes. The huge enemies will one shot you by grabbing despite you successfully rolling out of the way. A lot of enemies will have you registering their damage…

They work them like crazy these days. No studio is going to give him free reign to do things that precise when they’re expected to churn out episodes every five days.

The Thunder are too goddamn much!

Ichiro’s really taking to that Florida sun

Yes

A lot of those Baylor football players kissed girls, too. Which was also the problem.

One hour and fifteen minutes. Can’t wait.

Nadine was the worst part of the game.

Wasn’t Dragon Quest the one with a law about not releasing during a work/school week?