I wish someone could explain to me what is so fun about killing animals. If you have to kill for food or resources, I get that. But what is so fun about just going out and killing an animal for no reason at all?

Trophy hunters might as well walk around with t-shirts on that say “I have a small penis and must overcompensate.”

Okay I have this game figured out.

I wish her all the joy of life. I’m in my third year. What I’ve learned is that you can’t predict who will accept you and who will not. Friends I had for 20-30 years couldn’t accept it and they’re gone. Others who I barely knew, and almost all my neighbors, have been nothing short of wonderful.

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Glenn Danzig is a prick and an imbecile. This has been established and reestablished in virtually every interview he’s given over the last 30 years. I was being nostalgic the other day and watching old Soundgarden videos on YouTube, and “Mother” ended up in the queue. I’d forgotten how ridiculous that video was.

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When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

Oh, jeez. Take your disgusting star.

oh shut up and fuck off

I feel like naming your band “PWR BTTM” is just trying too hard. “We want people to think we’re a license plate.”

This band has been really popular with the ostentatiously queerer-than-thou-because-I-wear-glitter-lipstick twenty- and thirty-something queer hipsters in my life. Wearing metallic eyeshadow and boasting about being sexually fluid apparently does not guarantee that someone is a good ally, or even a good person.

Their music is absolutely awful idk why anyone supports them anyway

Hot take.

Pretty sure Lute was cracking wise, Madwoman...

Where would people get their cars washed?

I don’t think a single person would be negatively effected if fraternities and sororities were all permanently disbanded forever. 

Lena Dunham and Cameron Diaz will appear alongside Goop experts like Serrallach and Junger. Ticket tiers are named after different gemstones, and range in price from $500 to $1,500.

Get good sleep, eat more fiber and green stuff, move around, jettison assholes in your life and have a hobby. That’s my advice, now someone give me a gabillion dollars for my wisdom.

But how many bananas does Jillian eat a day???