It will certainly be fun to watch all of the spineless, mealy mouthed republicans in congress try to gaslight and explain away what is starting to look more and more like fucking treason.

Somewhere between K- and -ardashian.

At what point does a depiction stop being a Photoshopped image and become simply computer-generated imagery?

Watching people drink protein shakes out of those gross-ass bottles makes me gag. I would rather eat nothing than choke that shit down.

great, now i have to make a shirt that says “im not friends with the white women who made a shirt to say that they are a white woman who didn’t vote for trump” and i don’t think i’ll have enough room :(

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

Blueberries, pint box at Whole Foods.

One of the released mugshots:

Alternatively, it takes a special kind of cynicism to milk personal trauma for fame, attention, and ratings.

I don’t want the wall. And I don’t give a fuck what some redneck asshole like Electric Grid, who took time away from fucking his sister to post this, has to say about it.

You are so dumb.

Honestly, he’s trying so goddamned hard all the time - he’s like the male Taylor Swift, and he wants you (the royal you, as in literally everyone, anyone) to like him.

So like a thing I have been wondering . . . do people actually like Drake, or is it some ironic joke because they remember him from that TV show? I always assume it’s just a joke because, you know, but I’m starting to be less certain.

Eh why cant they both be fuckboys tho? They got themselves into that little tift together. Nicki needs to be done with both of them.