You transcend all criticism, my good sir.

Yeah, the ear-cutting is laughably tame compared to many modern movies (see: the sexy, sexy scalpel-on-achilles-tendon action in I Saw the Devil).

That actually made me feel kind of bad for the man.

I'll take a mediocre but super-involved, emotional singer over a technically proficient, lifeless singer anyday.

I never said it wasn't. But that doesn't mean the anxieties of high society should be disregarded. And it certainly doesn't mean that movies have to be about pooping children to be taken seriously.

I generally dislike the increasingly popular notion that the problems of the well-off are inconsequential and art focusing on them is inherently silly. Life is hard for everyone in different ways.

Havoc in particular is basically a fap rag for Hathaway enthusiasts.

If you read the whole thing, you'll see that he's not particularly eloquent in written form. I don't think he was referring to The Wire and The Sopranos when he said "Many shows are written…", he was referring to "many shows". As in, most mainstream shows. It's just a stilted sentence.

I watched all 4 seasons of Breaking Bad for the first time over the course of 10 days in October. Probably the best week and a half of my life.

"Between this and Katherine Heigl as a bounty hunter, this looks to be a particularly shitty month for movies, and January is *always* the worst month for movies."

*VanDerWerff is found dead in a bathtub, with the words TWO BROKE GIRLS scrawled in tangents and 3-paragraph intros on the walls*

Oh god. You need to shut this down before it gets really embarrassing.

Am I the only one really annoyed by the addition of "right now" to the original phrase? I know that's how it's been since it became a meme, but it just sounds… wrong.

I reject that theory. Sounds far too coherent.

Wait, so are the operations oriented on surveying breasts? What use is that to the intelligence community? Sounds impractical.

She's my sole guilty pleasure. Seriously, I think her voice is really hot.

He said… Well, a bad word.

Archer, "Placebo Effect"
Breaking Bad, "Crawl Space"
Community, "Advanced Dungeons and Dragons"

What a ridiculous article. You can't fall out of love with Rebecca Hall.

You don't need a team or a referee!
You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!