You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

Fired for being too Barstool.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

Guys who use the word “slut” have the maturity level of 12 year olds. I guess he knows his audience.

On the other hand, how do you not drink in a world that Dave Portnoy in it? 

If you ever need motivation to swear off drinking for the rest of your life, just take a close look at the skin around this guy’s nose.

barstool is the saddest group of immature white men this side of the republican congress. what a bunch of sad fucking tools

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

Considering Dirk Nowitzki was broadly “a tall spot-up shooter who can’t really move” during his athletic prime, including when he was the best player on a championship squad, I’d say it’s a pretty excellent thing to be.

He’s gonna get maxed out, one way or another, whether with the Nets or somebody else. I’d just prefer it not be the Nets.

It’s a terrible injury, but it’s no longer a guaranteed career death sentence, especially for players who are reasonably young, and who have skills in place that go beyond their raw athletic ability. Rudy Gay, who was never remotely as good as Durant to begin with, recovered from a full rupture of his Achilles pretty…

Let’s all just forget about who’s actually in the picture and admit that it really is a good photograph that is pretty representative of the movie it’s advertising.

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Shit like this goes on all the time with movie posters.  There are lots of movie star heads photoshopped onto other people’s bodies.  

In what manner is it disrespectful?

So, I don’t know what would qualify a person as an expert, but I did go to grad school for acting and spent 4+ years in voice and speech classes. So my ear may not be “expert,” but it is trained, and to my ear, yes, Mikey sounds a hell of a lot like Kyrie. And yes, the low bitrate of a phonecall will strip most of the…

Mikey is a normal name for a guy in Waltham. Find a new slant. 

To paraphrase what someone said on Twitter, we should not concern ourselves with performative outrage from people who screech about socialism and make comparisons to Stalin over efforts to clean up coal plant emissions and expand health care access.