Bill Welke referred you to the rulebook. The rulebook is correct, not the announcers.

If you square to bunt, which he obviously did, you are offering at the pitch. It’s not the pitcher’s fault the batter squared and thus offered super early and then the ball bounced off his bat. He should have been called out.

If that’s the definition of a bunt, then that’s an outstanding call.

“I don’t want to talk about politics” says the guy who seemed very eager to talk about politics 

I wish he’d just been like “this jamoke was willing to pay me three grand to root for the Lakers, so of course I said yes.”

Making $3,450 is a phenomenal reason to stop being a Knicks fan. 

I think you’re missing the real headline here which is SHOWTIME IS AN AWESOME NICKNAME! However: Should it be spelled Shotime? Discuss.

No baseball player has ever “disrespected the game” as much as those AWFUL nickname jerseys. Why why why why do American sports fans insist that EVERYTHING spontaneous be formalized?? I AM WELL-ADJUSTED!

Gyorko almost let himself get lapped, so we can hate on that lack of hustle.

That Bader hustle caused a lot of spontaneous ejaculations in St. Louis County.

I suspect you fed the parents to your four-year-old for lunch.

Pathetic. Gamer boy culture is destroying traditional American values for these young men; values such as hard work, hand to hand combat, and pain management. My toddler is 4 and he’s already starting at middle linebacker. These e bros will be working for him some day. Where are the parents in all of this? 

I blame Tiger Woods. Remember that weird ass commercial after all his scandals broke with his dead father voiced over a solemn looking Tiger saying shit like “What are thinking” (and it turned out, obviously, his father was talking about something else entirely, like a tournament where he kept missing fairways or…

When the fuck did the “apology commercial” become a thing? Facebook, Uber, Wells Fargo and now Papa Johns? I mean, it’s not even that I hate that they’re all insincere pandering (which they are) but you’re a fucking brand doing what it’s function. Facebook made it’s billions collecting your fucking data and target…

Seriously. It would be the perfect counterbalance to the 9 on the bottom of the article.

Please add the requisite “drunk Papa” photo to the top of this article. Thank you.

Meanwhile on Fox the ad says, “Eat us to own the libs.”

I’m going to be honest, I’ve never really expected much from Papa John’s. 

First they need to apologize for what they did to pizza.