Is this the plot to the next Fast and Furious movie? Dom and crew turn into pirates and hijack the ships to prevent them from falling into enemy hands, then The Rock shows up for no reason and they drive cars from end to end at WOT, but it still takes 37 minutes?

Or, you know, drive more interesting cars that won’t be confused for an Uber.

What I want to know is how it handles the schizophrenic driving of the midwest- that is, most of the time a nice short commute and your basic boring family stuff like grocery shopping, girl scouts and soccer But mixed with 300+ mile multi-state drives to visit family or go fishing or camping or whatever. I want to…

I think solar-covered parking lot canopies are a huge missed opportunity right now (imagine something the size of a Wal-Mart parking lot). Not only would it provide a ton of solar power, but you could also park your car in shade. Why is this not happening everywhere?

Everything’s a waste of money - until it’s not.

Blue Origin is the Faraday Future of space vehicle video comparison companies.

If it wasn’t for the government then the US Auto industry would’ve gone out of business 7 years ago, if not decades sooner.

It’s called mount stupid.

Well, you pay an extra $30k but most people will assume you spent an extra $130k.

So, we just invest $500 billion in giant battery factories, build no new power plants despite the growing energy demand, and developing nations have nothing to worry about?

Australian market model the 380 was really good. Heaps of cars just seem to become shit when they’re sent to America

When I cross one way streets, I also look the other way to make sure nobody goes the wrong way. Probably paranoid, but still.

we’ll still need plastic though, right? have heart I guess.

All right stop, Collaborate and glisten
GM is back with a brand new invention
Brembo grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a muffler daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll go
To the extreme I rock a grill like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a paint like a candle.

That E46 wagon is literally perfect. I would have totally bought one if they had made it.

Note: this appears to be fixable. Connect to itunes, hit “update” (NOT restore) - let it do it’s thing.

It will weigh upwards of 8,000 lbs, necessitating a V-24 with 1,200 hp. It will cast a shadow nearly as large as a Coach motorhome, be swathed in only the finest cowhides and possibly kitten hides, too. It will have a 27-speed transmission. Fuel economy will be “adequate.” It will feature state-of-the-2001…

*sniffs some glue*