Oh fine.

This is an article critical of comcast.

I want to know so much more context! Did the car still drive? Is there a photo of the owner? What explanation could there possibly be?

The real beauty of this comment is how much you've debased yourself in your defense of Comcast. It's Comcast, phutnick. Comcast.

Gonna repost my response to the OP:

Nicola Tesla was a Serb. Does that mean A/C is Serbian technology?

This is really good stuff.

Word! Thanks for educating me. I must have missed this change (I have concrete memories of wiping older phones and never being asked for anything). Yes. I know I sound like an old person.

Thefts by exes/stalkers/family members/creepy coworkers are certainly something I hadn't thought of!

I love hearing about scams.

Ehhh. That's not necessarily true.

No- I know that. You're willingly missing the point that the petty criminal who's into stealing iphones certainly hasn't invested $300 in a box that doesn't give him any value. The petty criminal wants to wipe phones and resell them.

That's just wrong:

Of course not.

.... it doesn't defeat the purpose of being able to sell a $700 phone...

Right- the article doesn't hold up to logic.

I have no idea how "impossible fast" this "jet-powered boat" is going because the entire thing is time-remapped like snowboarding video.

naaaaaaah bro. That's not what NZ is about. Mountain biking? (the next video on this youtube channel scroll?) Awesome in NZ. This? Superfluous. Misses the point.

You can wipe an iphone without cracking the pin...