TheDarkestTimeline

8/4/16

What is leopidopteritis? I’m afraid to google it.

7/20/16

So, is your argument that the Left isn’t motivated by Hillary, or that Trump is better at motivating than Hillary? Because if you’re saying that Hillary can’t win without “Bernie Bros,” then maybe you should stop yelling at them and calling them “Bernie Bros.”

7/20/16

This was Cruz’s opening salvo for his 2020 run.

7/15/16

When a man who spent the best years of his life being protected by the Pouncey brothers and “slinging” passes to Aaron Hernandez and Percy Harvin refuses to get roped into your dumpster fire, where exactly do you go from there?

7/5/16

In his defense, after living in Jacksonville for 15 years, with the nightlife, it’s easy to fall asleep anytime.

7/5/16

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

7/4/16

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

7/4/16

No dog in this at all but as a sports fan this is just plain dumb. The ultimate cop out to join a team that just beat you in the playoffs, won 73 games and has a title in the last two years. What happened to superstars wanting to create their own legacy and win titles on their own accord? I don’t know why this maddens…

7/4/16

Wow, I didn’t realize a worse decision than The Decision was possible. It’ll be fun to watch at least.

7/4/16

But if the Players Tribune crashed, how can Chris Broussard confirm that Durant is going to Golden State?

7/4/16

Vladimir with his Donald hair! Total feminist.

7/3/16

My Gus cat is a feminist. I can tell by the adoring way he looks at me. Just heart eyes all the time.

7/2/16

Please stop saying “PKs.” They are called penalties. Fans in every other country on earth call them penalties. Loudmouth USMNT shills on terrible US broadcasts call them PKs. There is no need to nickname them — it certainly won’t help broaden the US audience. It’s a dreadful American affectation that needs to die a…

7/1/16