I would look at that display and always believe I was going 16S fast.

Because it's not a Tahoe. The Tahoe, Yukon, and Escalade are built on a shared platform, but a shared platform does not necessarily imply that they are anything at all alike. The platform is simply the platform; a blank canvas. The vehicle itself and the identity of it arise from what is built on that platform.

Or maybe she uses "Cadillacs" because they are still popular in Hip Hop Culture?

This road. Everyone get off so I can get home before 1:00 some time!

In Glendale, California, it's illegal to jump from a car at 65 mph.

There are countless safe and sufficiently inexpensive venues for racing. If these guys can afford new wheels, suspension and various other engine mods then they could easily afford a day at a track.

Other possible headlines:

I'm pretty comfortable with any Nazi, neo-Nazi, or quasi-Nazi being verbally reamed. Free speech is about being legally entitled to speech free from criminal repercussions. Free speech doesn't mean that people aren't allowed to call you out on being an asshole, a bigot, or a smear on the buttcheek of humanity.

I'll play Devil's Douchebag here...

It's polce service now, rather than polce force. Polce force sounded too aggressive.

I didn't know our capital had a polce force!

Any car bought and put in a warehouse

Yes it's just the inner city. The rest of America has nice church-going militia members, Aryan Brothers, meth cookers and all around wholesome folk.

Why do pro-gun people always assume they have the only gun in a situation like this?

NASA has a light, sporty 2 seat roadster. Basically a moon Miata.

The National Radio Astronomy Observatory in Virginia has some Checker Marathon wagons powered by Olds Diesels in order to reduce radio pollution that would disturb their research. Pretty badass, if you ask me.

Fixed that lead image for you.

NOW'S THE TIME TO IMPORT CARS PEOPLE!

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