OMG I know that feeling, my parents are in their late 60s too, and I’m all, “ok, mom and dad, are you ready to live forever?”

Oh my god how I miss him on my Sunday mornings.

I mean, I know technically 18 year-olds are adults, but if I think of myself when I was 18, I could literally barely do anything resembling adulthood, so maybe it makes sense for them....

Oooo I love #reverting. I’m totally going to use that.

THANK YOU.

I’ve heard of a “winter boo” which is basically the same thing, but never of this....

Ok, so I read the thing... Why do I hate James Franco less now?

I was going to say exactly this. And why should Jessie Eisenberg’s mostly crap satire make me hate James Franco less?

And don’t get me started on refilling it! I can already only get my husband to do 1.2 chores a month!

I’m getting REAL sick of people pretending like this is supposed to be a real suggestion. The play was a goddamned satire.

Because the original play was a satire played for huge laughs. (There was a giant erect penis prop for god’s sake). Yeah, Lee’s comment was stupid, but there’s no one in Ancient Greece that thought this would work, so why are people thinking this premise is supposed to be real??

Lee’s comment was stupid, but I am sick of people analyzing the film’s premise like it’s a real suggestion. The play was a satire in ancient Greece for god’s sake. There was A GIANT ERECT PENIS PROP. They certainly didn’t think it was legit at the time, so why are people trying to make it that now? Ugh.

Best way to spend a Black Friday I’ve heard yet.

I love your handle.

Poor Fragonard.