I’m not sure that’s how the saying goes.

WE MISS FANCY KRISTEN!

I wasn’t driving!

I think it’ll be rad a bit later on as well, when we finally have some kind of three person ship. Running something like that with only two people seems rad.

The Long Dark is an excellent sandbox survival game, but its promised story mode has been a long time coming. The first two of five episodes will finally be out in August, and here’s a trailer for them.

I will take that shit into consideration next time.

What kind of name is Brien?

The cool thing is, if you get the Ocarina, you can play Daewon’s Song and speak to him if you need advice and you can even check out the Ed Templeton of Time at some point.

I would say electrical failure will make things far worse than no speedo in a new Tesla.

Or explore some of the themes in the Animatrix. The original war?

Comic Sans, Papyrus—look, I’mma let you finish, but Bleeding Cowboys is the worst font of ALL TIME.

What. In. The. Fuck. 

I’m seeing conflicting reports:

He should have known the kale wasn’t good. KALE AIN’T PLAYED NOBODY, PAWWWLLLL

Pretty fun to read the comments of the first article now.

In fairness, telling charming lies to make people feel better is sort of the whole point of Santa.

Oh man, are you protesting protesting?