I’m not sure that’s how the saying goes.

WE MISS FANCY KRISTEN!

I wasn’t driving!

I think it’ll be rad a bit later on as well, when we finally have some kind of three person ship. Running something like that with only two people seems rad.

The Long Dark is an excellent sandbox survival game, but its promised story mode has been a long time coming. The first two of five episodes will finally be out in August, and here’s a trailer for them.

The cool thing is, if you get the Ocarina, you can play Daewon’s Song and speak to him if you need advice and you can even check out the Ed Templeton of Time at some point.

I would say electrical failure will make things far worse than no speedo in a new Tesla.

Comic Sans, Papyrus—look, I’mma let you finish, but Bleeding Cowboys is the worst font of ALL TIME.

What. In. The. Fuck. 

He should have known the kale wasn’t good. KALE AIN’T PLAYED NOBODY, PAWWWLLLL

Pretty fun to read the comments of the first article now.

Saren.

I think he looks like Hank Hill’s dad, Cotton.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

I am disappointed andrew. The lead gif should be that gif but played in reverse.

Are you guys keeping a running list of all the adjective phrases Jezebel has used to describe Trump? And if so, will you be releasing that list at any point? Please say yes.

You don’t see reality.

bruh try and keep up