This! Specifically (1) front passengers who put their feet on the dash (how is this comfortable? and dont you realize that your legs are going to be exploded in unnatural directions if an airbag goes off, possibly sending your knees into your face??) and (2) drivers who have a left foot up/out the window (again, how…

I can’t be mad at yoga pants.

The G-wagen

Yup, and more...the phone number comes back to “Dablesta Auto Limited” which has no store front or online presence...Likely a flipper, likely a roll back on the odo, likely no history as to where/how the unmentioned salvage title originated.

Broken dreams.

Correction: It’ll be bought by someone who will spend $3,500 on MAD TYGHT RIMS and a BOOMIN SOUND SYSTEM, sell the original wheels for $200 on craigslist, then will abandon the car soon after complaining that some part that costs $600 to replace failed and he “ain’t got the cash for that, yo.”

I’m about to pull the trigger on either an FR-S or a WRX and I desperately hope I don’t get that same sense of disappointment.

I couldn’t get past “toothless maw”. Don’t think I need to read any more of these...

On a visit to NYC a few years ago my friend and I took the subway to get to his parents from our hotel. I suggested we just take a cab because I didn’t want to chance riding with bums and weirdos. My friend chastised me to not be a pussy. We get on the train and the car we are in is moderately full but still some…

The train in Snowpiercer. It’s the future, the world is a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and we’ve invented a perpetual motion machine. So let’s use it to power a train that travels around the world endlessly! Instead of, I dunno... using it to generate unlimited power which could be used to do things like create giant…

All hover cars.

City Hall station in Philly is the nastiest. It smells like death and is full of the worst behavior on the BSL. One day a lady got off carrying her bag on the way home from work with a cell phone to her ear. I guess she couldn’t make it to wherever she was going or she just wanted to treat us to a show. She leaned…

San Antonio: VIA Bus(local bus company name) from Alamodome Christmas 2005(?) New Orleans Saints v Detroit(?). When Saints were temporary the San Antonio Saints because Tom Benson is a resident. You park off site and VIA takes you to the Dome.

Full bus after game, girl sitting on top of guy at almost back of bus.…

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

Disclaimer: I’m a Lewis fanboy.

What I got out of this is that Camilo Pardo is one cool and chill dude.

Pretty sure that’s a Lam-damn it, I finally outplayed that joke, it’s over everyone.

thas is insane. i thought it was bad when they did it on a fully lit interstate at 5:30 pm. i’ve cleaned to an estreme extent, polished, and buffed my windshield with rain-x. nothing helps. but my windsheild is totally reflective from the outside now. i think the only thing that might help now is a several hundred…

But unlike an elected official, it has zero bearing on your life or the institutions you rely on. So fucking give it a rest.