If her tunnel of love doesn't feel as snug, sign her up for pilates!

I will deconstruct the shit out of this:

Yeah, well, it's not like we're not going to call out misogyny, sexism, and problems in the highest levels of power in the US too. Those things matter, and we'll talk about that too. It's not one or the other, so get used to it. Like Sheryl Sandberg can't talk about things like that because you saw women raped in…

I'm pretty sure they're not too keen on "humans" in general.

Bravo for the Hypatia ref. I'd completely forgotten about her, about the fact that her thirst for knowledge and desire to share that knowledge w/ others so that their lives would be better, so that they could actually enjoy futures free from the struggle and strife did her in.

Listening to the phone conversation, I wondered that myself. I didn't take it that life in France was so horrible, though. The fact that she had to out right lie to her mother about the conditions she faced told me more that she was either abused, and not trying to worry her mother with the truth, or she was so…

Yeah, unfortunately when a site like Jezebel covers stories like this, then people (usually like you) like to make breathless accusations of racism, phobia, anti-Muslim bigotry, and denying "agency."

Beautiful analogy.

Perfect, beautiful, and horrifying analogy.

Just for the Hypatia reference alone, I would give you all the stars. Couldn't have said it better myself.

It's like Hypatia, but in the modern "enlightened" era.

Um, she's an actor. You get that, right? Pretty sure the ref was about the ACTRESS.

It is, since a cursory look at twitter shows the exact same tweet coming from WOC. They seem to simply identify her with that part, nothing more.

Agreed. It's kind of like being outrage at someone saying they expect Arnold Schwarzenegger to say, "I'll be back." I'm not feeling the shock value here.

Her biggest role and the most famous line from the film. It's like wanting Aaron Paul to yell, "yeah bitch!" Or Matt LeBlanc to say, "how YOU doin'?" The only reason it's offensive is because of the storyline of The Help. If the line was from a movie where she played a high-powered executive, nobody would've batted a…

It's kind of funny that you think I'm hyperbolically pissed off. I just think you say provocative things you don't really believe for attention. And I'm giving you that attention, so I have to ask what's your problem, then?

Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize what a special snowflake you were, with all your specialness. How special to be so special and make extra special comments. APPLAUSE.

I imagine CassiebearRAWR is too mad about being chastised (instead of being the usual chucklehead of the hour) to admit she went over the line.

I liked this, very much so.

You're not cool Greg. Please correct this portion of your story.