His kids aren't even tow-heads.  

What does a toe-headed child look like?

Giselle is no every woman, sorry. Domestic labor? Women like her have probably never gotten up in the middle of the night to take care of a barfing child.

“and several beautiful, toe-headed children, to boot.” What does a toe-headed child look like?  Do you mean tow-headed, as in having (blonde) hair the color of tow (flax)?

Kind of low, even for Lifetime, not the most sensitive network to these issues. Director Thora Birch is kind of an alarming credit though, kind of surprised this isn’t worse 

They should fill the forms in with really crazy data...

“Lifetime said the film aims to “bring to life Gabby and Brian’s doomed love story”

5 bucks her opponent, Steve Scalise is being told that no, having to poop out the crab boil poboy and the dozen hot shot oysters for a campaign ad isn’t going to have the impact he thinks it will.

What part of “I never said there were to sides as in two organized movements with people in charge and organized demands” do you not understand?

I’m describing a general cultural phenomenon as I perceive it, I never said there were to sides as in two organized movements with people in charge and organized demands, or that what I’m saying is dogma and everyone has to agree. I just think that Republicans and conservatives in general have been better at…

Read it again, for the first time.

In fairness to Count Fuckula, he is clearly operating at an Andrew Tate reading level, there’s no way he’s capable of understanding an entire Jezebel article.

“Farwell’s friends told the Globe that he began having sex with the girl when she was 15—statutory rape under Massachusetts law.”

What is it with all these short guys coming after her?

But I think one could have reasonably guessed Mississippi, Texas, Kentucky, or any other of a slew of red states.

Don’t forget the bath salts!

I was going to say “hold their beer”, “the hold their crack pipe”....i just feel like huffing is more inline with the addled brains in those states.

That’s... that’s not how the law works, sir. lol

Also, Jezebel can drop the attitude that they’re above the manufactured drama. See: every headline about Florence Pugh and Olivia Wilde.

I regret to inform you that Meghan is, in fact, a royal - a duchess who maintains her HRH status to this day even though she gave up the right to use it publicly.