I would bone up on Reconstruction if I were you...

Not crazy...just pissed when witnessing Black folk “not knowing their place”...that’s when the tears get extra salty...

Well their idol, President Rancid Yam Elevator Shoe Wearin’ Mutha’ Fucker tells them that he and the rest of the white race are now the victims of racism so it must be true....

Khrist on a kracker those are some fucked up names...

“Gotdayum this these Montgomery ninjas aremade of iron.”

As a former lifeguard and competitive swimmer*, this dude is my hero and new spirit animal.

#TeamHank

You toooootally lost me at slightly attractive...and I’m sure I’m not alone.

Fun fact: there are these things called wigs and they come in many shades...

Poor poor shitstain....

Fun fact: there are Black folks out in the world who are natural-born blondes...actually there are several in my family

I highly doubt that you were his type; better luck next time? “¯\_(ツ)_/¯“

That is the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen.

“Last week, a white man by the name of David Emmanuel was convicted by a jury in Gainsville, Fla., on multiple counts of federal hate crimes for attacking a group of Black men. Get this: The attack occurred near the site of the Rosewood Massacre, which happened 100 years ago in 1923.”

The people I admire are people I actually know...

“Why are they climbing the wall?”

You can’t be fucking serious...come the fuck on now.

“community dick”

Jesus Christ. For you and the eleven idiots who co-signed on you blatant ignorance, state races are under the purview of the DNC.