While I’m not shocked and surprised at the Supreme’s decision, I am shocked and surprised at the shock and surprise of those who seem stunned at the decision.

Pointing out a fact isn’t tantamount to being smug.  

No one gives a flying fuck what you think.  

I think there’s a reason Kanye’s “publicist” hasn’t been mentioned, which doesn’t bode well for said “publicist”.   

I like the way you think...come sit next to me.

Gurl, do you mean sentient?!?

I’m calling it now: Boosie is a power bottom.  

But he’s soooo dumb (I know I know)...I do think you’re right tho...I’m thinking OAN.

Thank you; I didn’t want to get my hopes up...

My therapist hit the nail on its head when comes to Oprah; she said, “Oprah’s smart, but she’s not deep”, and she’s correct.

Which station called it?!? I’m watching MSNBC, and they’re saying there aren’t enough precincts in to make the call.  

Men’s clothing is (are?) more durable because they are better produced; having said that men’s clothing isn’t as trend driven as women’s, most mens pieces have a timelessness to them.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...couldn’t have gone with another headline for those who haven’t 👏🏽FUCKING 👏🏽seen 👏🏽 it 👏🏽 yet?!?

I disagree. I would put actors under the “aesthetic needs” category.

“Kylie Jenner apparently testified in court about something her ex-boyfriend Tyga allegedly told her about Blac Chyna.”

I find it totes adorable that you think she personally cleans her home...having said that, I’m totes jelly; I’m having the interior of my home painted and man oh man, I’m living in a cluttered pit right now...le sigh.

“Between placing patients’ lives at risk and defrauding dozens of millionaire investors...”

Why is Joe Biden being pro-union surprising, delightfully or otherwise?!?

Yup. He not only said he graduated from college, but that he graduated in the top 1% of his class.