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Slow news day Terrell?

Lol yeah I guess that would work.

You’re right for once. That (insert misogynist insult here) wouldn’t have tried that shit if a man like me was there cuz unlike most (insert second misogynist insult here) I believe violence has solved most problems throughout history and is a great way to problem solve.

I‘ve been on my best behavior for like 6 months since Yesha put me in timeout and Monique let me out with a warning and y’all still can’t keep my name out of your mouths? I’m not a troll, I only have one account, and Tomi needs to get off my nuts.

That picture under your headline hurts my heart...

We actually agree 100% on this one. If he really wants to nut up, he’d kneel with them.

Excuses change nothing. Jordan = GOAT.

Stranger Danger!!!

Seriously, stfu and take your beating like a man. She brought this on herself by not complying.

Rockets by 10 tonight. Trump is a Warriors fan.

Are you ok?

Lol dude was like 60 something... I think it’s not a race thing but an age issue. All senile old men over 60 should be put out to pasture and studied until we can find a way to keep them from killing people with guns or driving while old and keep them off the internet where they say stupid old people stuff.

**furiously rubs baby oil all over myself**

Stephen, I’ve been meaning to ask you, who do you have, Rockets or Warriors?

You’re hurting my heart, I’m going to die of skin cancer one day I just know it. All the dumb shit I’ve done in my life that should’ve and could’ve killed me and it’s going to be the freaking sun that does me in.

Lol this article reads like it was written by my 60 year old white mother!