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You blaspheme. The Wire was the best show on television.

This. I once had my dick and balls grabbed/groped by another man at a party, from behind! So I turned around, knocked the grin off his face and knocked him out with one right hook to the jaw, and went on and had a great night. No words or lawsuit necessary.

I didn’t read your article cuz you’re articles are terrible but I read the first paragraph and that is the funniest thing you’ve ever said.

 The real question is, who would win in a fight? Hamilton Nolan or Michael Harriot?

You still use a computer? I didn’t even know those still existed.

My name

Huh?

Question: What does a Republican call a black woman who graduated Phi Beta Kappa from the University of Illinois, finished Harvard Law School, won the Miss America Pageant and became a successful attorney?

I’m actually not very smart and I’m not trying to win any arguments. I’m a gun owner who is also tired of mass shootings and willing to come to the table for some gun control. I think there are many like me.

I love the ‘what If’ game! Alternate scenario, what if a teacher was able to terminate a school shooter before the police got there and saved lives?

I don’t follow

I have a filmer who records the entire game.

I’m going to go against the grain. I’ve been reading most school shootings last about three minutes and that it usually takes about five minutes for police to respond. I know in Texas, the law is that one teacher per 200 students, who has been trained by the state, may have a gun in their rooms in a safe to respond to

This is the one thing that has ever made me question being a coach. As a coach of a state ranked team of 100% minorities, we hear it almost every game. It infuriates me. A few years ago I had to be restrained from punching ANOTHER COACH’S face through the back of his skull after he called one of my players a name in a

Bait and switch. You were talking about “semiautomatic” rifles. Then in your reply to me, you throw out “automatic” rifles. No one thinks anyone should own automatic rifles and there are laws against this.

Tomi, I’m insulted 💔... F this Tomato Face.

Stephen Crockett and Michael! 😂😂😁 🎯

I second this.

90-95% of all shootings are done with handguns. That’s probably how the fuck that happened.

This is the one time Trump will come through. He doesn’t give one shit about the NRA. He’s also reactionary and will go whichever direction the wind is blowing. Mark my words, Trump will pass meaningful gun control legislation.