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1. I don’t think I’d call that dude “white”? He definitely isn’t from Norway.

I don’t know, I think he’s by far the worst writer on here. He seems likeable, I’d have a beer with the dude, but his obsession with Trump and his minions combined with his i-want-so-desperately-to-be-original name calling wear thin pretty quick.

I don’t know what pedantic, nuance, glib, or impertinent mean, so... but yeah, I don’t contribute much.

Monique! Long time, hope all is well!!

 Beautiful...

Please don’t take this too personally, but your articles are so painful to read. Can you get Michael or Yesha to teach you how to write?

RIP Pimp C. He was a god to us young G’s growing up in Texas in the late 90's.

 Don’t delete this, cuz I think Hell just froze over, and we actually agree on something...

I think the real issue buried in this article is you calling yourself a plus sized model. Cuz if you’re plus sized I’m a GD hippopotamus!

Lmfao, you’re a scrawny little white guy!!! Wtf? Don’t reply to me ever again.

That’s a clown response, bro. All talk. Have a good rest of your Thanksgiving sitting at home talking about it but not being about it.

Shut your mouth Bryce Harper.

I’ll have a duel with you. 10 paces, single- action revolvers with one bullet each. We each get to choose our own caliber (I choose a .357).

Hell yeah! So are you going to get this started?! Who are you going to kill first?!

 Hey I just called him white. You got the feminine vibe all from him. That’s his fault.

Cali is a black man. My fault.

Collateral damage

 You’re too kind

Not regulating anything, just calling white people white.

 Yeah, no