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 This is the problem with unions and why I’ll never join one. Yes, they do some good, but I’m not a sellout chicken shit and refuse to rationalize joining an organization that exists at the expense of all else, and will defend shitty, incompetent, and racist members until the end.

 Why are you so angry all the time? Do you suffer from anxiety? I feel like you probably have high blood pressure and maybe a stomach ulcer. What is ACAB?

 Take me off your troll list you douche. You may not like me and we never see eye to eye, but you know in your tiny little cold heart I’m not a troll.

I just want to fuck shit up.

Fuck shit up St. Louis!

I love that quote.

There’s laws against this. Several fast food places have already gotten introuble for charging “service fees” the last few days.

I ❤ Beyonce

Yesha, my queen, want to hear a funny hurricane Harvey story? So without giving up too much info (cuz internet gangsters like Tomi have vowed to find out who I am and harass my family and employers), Donald Duck was down in my neck of the woods today. There are not many white people down here, but that fool went

Hurricane Harvey doesn’t give a fuck what color you are or where you fall on the socio-economic ladder. We’re all just down here trying to survive. I challenge everyone to stop flapping their lips in an internet comment section and donate, or give blood, or come down here and help us.

Unless you’re down here, you can’t imagine what’s going on. It’s like a god damn war zone from Corpus to Houston and people are just trying to survive.

Not getting much internet, but I’d seriously like to say, this is terrible, but I’ve seen the best of humanity this weekend. I have a new hope for mankind. I never thought I’d live through destruction like this, I can’t put into words what I’ve seen. But everyday citizens are stepping up and taking care of their

Miss me?

RIP Pimp C

Greatest concert I’ve ever been to.

 Yes ma’am. Sorry.

I’m a narcissist. Your username sucks balls. Or better yet, your username sucks MY balls!

I posted this earlier, but its so awesome I have to repeat it. If the nazi/kkk/alt-righters ever have a rally in my city, I’m going to attend and march with them or stand there or whatever they do. They will worship me because I have a chin, muscles, don’t look like my dad is also my uncle and cousin, and have all my

Not really. I’ll just use super glue for stitches. I doubt they’ll break any of my bones.

 He has no chin. He’s a racist.