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I already read Dave Barry's Christmas gift list.  I'll have to wait to read this one.

I already read Dave Barry's Christmas gift list.  I'll have to wait to read this one.

It seems like the most of the commenters here are calling 'bullshit' on the letter writers.

It seems like the most of the commenters here are calling 'bullshit' on the letter writers.

Well, you're just having one great big '70s TV orgy, aren't you?

Well, you're just having one great big '70s TV orgy, aren't you?

They haven't even made the show about the U.S.S. Constitution, and you already have a photo to post?

They haven't even made the show about the U.S.S. Constitution, and you already have a photo to post?

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus Next you'll be telling us you didn't know there was a party going on.

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus Next you'll be telling us you didn't know there was a party going on.

@avclub-550af0e27594253768ef93c3f2421f7b:disqus The headline says "new releases."

@avclub-550af0e27594253768ef93c3f2421f7b:disqus The headline says "new releases."

Spider sense - is that what you call it?   I've got chronic wavy lines surrounding my head.  Now I have a name for it.

Spider sense - is that what you call it?   I've got chronic wavy lines surrounding my head.  Now I have a name for it.

He's probably getting paid enough that he really IS green goblin'.

He's probably getting paid enough that he really IS green goblin'.

Your challenge is to coat ten pieces of meat in the special sauce without spilling any or eating it all.  Now you have a 'Minute to Win It.'

Your challenge is to coat ten pieces of meat in the special sauce without spilling any or eating it all.  Now you have a 'Minute to Win It.'

They should release the film to lexicographers, because there can only be homonyms of 'one'.