@WelcomeShaqKotter - Hence, "Black Friday."

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus Your farts are probably just sparkly enough.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus Your farts are probably just sparkly enough.

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus You and I have very different fantasies.

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus You and I have very different fantasies.

She's already awake and in MY shower.

She's already awake and in MY shower.

Seriously?  You're going to give us a Simpsons toy? 

Seriously?  You're going to give us a Simpsons toy? 

HAHAHA!  He thinks we enjoy each others' company!  HA!

HAHAHA!  He thinks we enjoy each others' company!  HA!

I'm sorry.  I'm afraid penicillin isn't going to do any thing for you.

I'm sorry.  I'm afraid penicillin isn't going to do any thing for you.

That scene almost stepped into the realm of candy porn.  

That scene almost stepped into the realm of candy porn.  

When I started laughing before Burt uncovered the horse's head, my wife got a .38 from behind the toilet and shot me in the face.

When I started laughing before Burt uncovered the horse's head, my wife got a .38 from behind the toilet and shot me in the face.

My grandparents swear pretty much everywhere.

My grandparents swear pretty much everywhere.

Son of a BITCH!  Well, so to speak.