I've seen a couple ads for this show.  American Chopper, your commercials will be missed.

Yes.

Yes.

Ironically, yes.

Ironically, yes.

Joe Biden: "Get off my Trans-Am!"

Joe Biden: "Get off my Trans-Am!"

I have just seen two too many crotch-shots of David Hasselhoff.

I have just seen two too many crotch-shots of David Hasselhoff.

Hey!  THAT'S not Patricia Neal!   Not even close, except for the being dead thing.

Hey!  THAT'S not Patricia Neal!   Not even close, except for the being dead thing.

I pull a Louis C.K. every time I see Anne Hathaway.

I pull a Louis C.K. every time I see Anne Hathaway.

Idon'tevenknowwhataspacebaris.

Idon'tevenknowwhataspacebaris.

Well, they are certainly no Pussy Riot.

Well, they are certainly no Pussy Riot.

When I get Taco Bell food, I throw it straight in the toilet.  Just cut out the middle man.

When I get Taco Bell food, I throw it straight in the toilet.  Just cut out the middle man.

@avclub-dd447685c5e7ee4499734a2074294b82:disqus, I'm glad you are aroused by your own dialogue, but I'm afraid it isn't doing anything for me.